December 2011
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A list of things I will not be getting for...
1. French press 2. Marc Jacobs Daisy 3. Naked 2 palette 4. XL Knitting needles 5. Snowfairy 6. A haircut (TBD) 7. Frye Boots 8. A tea kettle 9. Michael Kors watch 10. Dick
A list of things I will be getting for Christmas: 1. Coal
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I’m happy to be leaving this particular icebox hellhole tomorrow, if only to be going to the other frozen-over hellhole that is my parent’s house, because at least at my parent’s house the music of choice is electronic and not Christmas-based, which is what I am faced with here. Four roommates, four different kinds of holiday music. And they sing! Its TERRIBLE! Not to mention one...
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Anonymous asked: You should post more pictures, you're a babe.
fuckyeahtreesandshit asked: Automatic follow due to your URL and blog name. Love it.
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Anonymous asked: Are you a foreign language major?
Anonymous asked: bawl so hard motherfuckers wanna fine me?
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molls:
For all of you who weren’t wondering….
My plans to spend Christmas alone in Graceland were squashed by my inability to disappoint my mother and my semi-plans to spend New Year’s alone in Graceland were squashed by my desire to spend New Year’s drowned in a bath of attention from homosexual men in Palm Springs.
Elvis and I will have our day. I will move to Memphis in my late 40s and be...
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