February 2012
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“Once a year, she remembers that she is insignificant. Then she forgets again,...”
– Dave Eggers
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Jobs I'd like to have
Professional bedazzler. Silent film actress. Food writer. Professional mean person. Librarian. Driver of important goods over long distances. Critic of anything. Hair cutter. Nail painter. Flight attendant. Prospering small business owner. Pen tester. Pastry chef. Boot thief. Hockey wife/mom. Screenwriter. Famous on the internet for nothing so I have to update my blog a lot. Make-up tester. Candle...
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WatchI know everyone’s already talked about it, but- this is literally the worst shit ever. Can’t stop watching it. I still kind of like this song for what it is (a bad, stupid pop song) but every performance I’ve ever seen this broad give has been embarrassing and indefensible. This, in particular, is a fucking train wreck. They should’ve hired me to do SNL. Give me whatever...
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Life in a puddle
First day of work/class down, I had an inkling this semester was going to be stupid but today confirmed that my MWF’s will be a total joke, which leaves me almost unlimited free time. My “job” entitles me to a desk, a title (Student Assistant), and Faculty status on the website. ROTFLOL. Such power. The secretary who oversees my post is named Laurel and she’s a total...
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